Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

How to Play:

Basically, you just answer with a stupid answer and ask a stupid question.


Example:

1st Person: Why do i go to school?

2nd person: because you live there.
Why are you so stupid?

3rd person: no where as stupid as you are.

ect.


okie, i'll start first.

Why are we human?

because god made us

why do trees grow

because they need to make money.
Why do we born young and not old?

because our mum's stomach is not that big

Why don't we get to travel to heaven?

Coz your to heavy to fly

Why does chocolate melt?

Because it wanna die

Why do food taste?

Sh!t, coz it's tasty (to you)

How do pigs fly?

they buy air tickets and get on a plane

Why can't WE fly??

Coz you can't buy air tickets.

Why am i typing?

coz your honey made u

Why do human sleep?

coz their actually pigs

What are stars?

They are hoshi

Why there's seven days in a week?

Because we can't count up to 10

What am I?

You are a fio!

Who are you??

no idea o.O

Why don't i have a tail?

Because you a re living in a wonderland.

What is a school?

a place where you learn how to die.

Why do i eat?

Because your stomach needs some entertainment.

Why do we have a stomach?

because you walk with it.

Why does the alphabet have 26 letters?

because they couldn't think of anyother letter to make it 27
why is there asia?

because there is the letters a, s, i & a

Why don't money grow on trees?

they used to grow on trees but those type of trees have extinct

why is school called school?

Because you get to Sell CHocolate Ovals Over Lanterns

Why do we die?

Because you need to go to the angel school to learn how to become a angel

Why are elephants sooo big?

because it ate tons of other elephant to make a new type of elephant
why are ants so tiny?