corrupted wish game!?

ok this game is for YOU to corrupt people's wishes!
Sounds fun? ok I will make an example:

Me: I wish I have $100000000 for the rest of my life!

Next person: Granted! But you can't use it after you dies anyway? I wish Ryutaro is my classmate!

Next Next person: Granted! But he will still move back to Japan sometime soon? I wish I could eat anything I want!

Get it now?
ok I will start!

I wish I don't have to go to school ever again!

Granted! from now on you'll be home schooled my Chocula for the rest of your life!

I wish...for nothing in particular.

Granted! Then you can have ms taranto as ur homeroom teacher for the rest of ur school yrs!

I wish I could go to sandWICH-san and Ueki's wedding XD

Granted! But will have to be the preist XD

nothing bad about that i guess????

i wish..............this forum/blog will go popular! ^^

yea I guess?? o.O

Granted! Of cause we are going to become famous excrept YOU!

I wish....boredom will disappear in this world forever!

Granted, except for you coz your going to go out of this world, but to where? i have no idea <<

i wish....i could live to the day to see av's child.

Granted! But too bad she will never have ANY till the world's ending!

I wish...for someone to give me present? o.O

Granted! But it will be a person that you hate alot!

i wish.............it wont rain on monday? O__O

*lol wat can i say now?*

Granted! yea of coz it won't! but it will just around ur house XD
I wish...School cert will be cancel this yr somehow?

LOL that will never happen! ^^

Granted! But you can't go to Year 11

i wish.......................CupCAKE-san's stupid laughing/random disease will die out~

Granted! But once she sees your face the disease will come back again!

I wish...I could see maggie on the 2112 miss hong kong XD

granted, but you'll be on it too

i wish....for a wish

*lol I doubt any of us gonna be still alive till then*

Granted! Ok I will pass the 2 yrs bad luck to you XD

I wish....Hey! Say! BEST will release their own single??

granted, but you won't live to see the day

i wish....Joyce is right next to me? o.O

LOL thats really nice of you T___T

Granted! But too bad im not =P
I wish....I could have all the clothes that fio has for free??

*so, its not granted then? o.O*

Granted, you'll get 100 yrs later

I wish...that my wish won't get corrupted?

Granted! Too bad it will MWAHAHAHA

I wish...for....something

okie....so my wish wasn't granted once again.

Granted, you get a piece of paper with "something" written on it, but then it explodes in your hand.

I wish, it won't be cold 2morrow like last yrs carnival =

Granted! yea it won't and your wish had finally been granted for once XDD

I wish...for a miracle

*actully I didn't corrupted you wish right? =P*

*nup xD*

Granted, the miracle happens to me =PP

i wish, i could stop time.

Granted! Too bad this speical power only belongs to me!

I wish...I have unstopable money coming into my bank account

un...whaaa?? o.O

sorry..I edited it now

*loool*

Granted, but you can't use it =PP

I wish.......ermm...... i don't hav a wish yet.....<<

Granted! Then you will never have one!

I wish....for 3 more wishes