Sentence to Sentence story

Well this is just a random game where we makes stories together as one XD
Okay I will do a example:

Me: Once upon a time,

The next person: there was a old Ganny

The next next person: She was very old and wrinkled o.O

The next next NEXT person: and she loved cake!

well thats how the game works...is a bit boring but plz join in and makes some fun ><

Ok I will start now!

In a house there was a person

And that person was very hungry

and hes trying to find some food in his kitchen

he accidentally tripped over and fell on his butt

and he died

when that person's family members found out, they were really shocked.

then after a few seconds they started laughing

because that person actually faked his death to get attention.

later his family burnt him into ash

So he died anyway

which is his destiny

So, his funeral was held on this very same day

but unfortunately not one came...

So it turned out to be a sad and lonely burial

and then because no one came to his funeral, he turned into a zombie

okie this is turning gay ==
Can we start again?

I'll go first

I'm a little apple which rolled down the hill.

I agree!

And as i feel down the hill, i accidentally bumped on a rock and it hurt like HELL!

But it turned out that it wasn't a rock.

and it was actually a human's leg, that human picked up the apple and..... ??

Stared at it for a moment or two.

and throw it into the bin

and then a second thought, picked it up and ate it

The apple turned out to be poisonous.

*does everything have to end in tragedy? xDD*

lol u reakon XD

and the person then turns into a turtle

*why turtle?* xD

And the apple turns into a human.